I’m thinking the one last thing President Bush should do before he leaves office is declare today another National Holiday, because… Jack is Back!
Tonight begins the official 7th season of “24” and my DVR is quivering with excitement even as I write this. I get two full hours tonight and two full hours tomorrow night of action-packed Jack. (Oh, how I wish Jack were REAL!! Obama would be wise to enlist him as his right-hand-man as his first order of business.)
I know I’ve posted Jack Facts before, but I found a few more I just LOVED so, if you know Jack, you’ll love ‘em too!
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry. When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”. Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ. Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. Tune in to FOX tonight to see what I’m talkin’ bout!!
8 comments:
Scott is super excited about 24. I've never seen it but I told him I would try and watch it with him and see if I can like it (like I need ONE MORE SHOW to watch.) ha!
What a great post! Glad that we share a deep love for "24"!
Oh, I am so excited I can hardly stand it! I just double-checked my DVR (again!) to make sure that I have it set to record.
I love the idea of a Jack Bauer National Holiday!
If you don't think I love this show....then you don't know JACK!!!
I don't watch the show, but my dad is a big fan. That is all he talked about when I seen him earlier today....my show is on tonight for 2 hours!!! Oh, how he can get excited!
Jacquie,
How funny ~~ Jack facts, that cracks me up =) My hubs and son are watching 24 as I write. Me? Well, I don't watch a whole lot of tv (still more than I should I'm sure), but I've just never really got into this show.
So glad you are enjoying it!!!
Have fun with that quivering DVR ~~ again cracking me up =) hahahaheeheehee
Love you friend,
Dawn
Jacquie....you are too funny!!! Jack facts!!! LOL!!!! I guess I don't know jack about Jack....cause I've never watched
24.
I hope you LOVED it! I'm guessing you probably did and can't wait until next week! :)
I rarely watch TV but I DO watch "24"! Jack is back...hooray! He is back and cool as ever!!
Second hour tonight...can't wait...what if Kelly calls during tonight's "24"???? Hey, we'll get back to you......har har just kidding!!
I've never watched that show, but I'm all about National Holidays!! Bring it on! :)
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